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noemas: thepoliticalfreakshow: I do love gossip. Seriously, I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:34:32 -0400

noemas:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

I do love gossip. Seriously, I do.

Let’s talk some shit

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:52:13 -0400

how to know you are PMSing

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:09:54 -0400

this-is-hard-femme:

a website is so earnest but bad that it makes you teary

an email marketing campaign is so earnest but bad that it makes you teary

people being nice makes you teary

people being rude makes you teary

being excited makes you teary

tears

oldloves: Bill Murray on Gilda Radner: “Gilda got married and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:22:36 -0400

oldloves:

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:

“Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.

So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”

We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know.

And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.

It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”

- from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

westbor0baptistchurch: Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve? You’re a douche bag.

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:15:00 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch:

Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?

You’re a douche bag.

appendixjournal: Spanish surrealist painter Remedios Varo...

Thu, 09 May 2013 00:51:30 -0400

appendixjournal:

Spanish surrealist painter Remedios Varo (1908-1963) holding a cat in Mexico in an undated photograph taken by her lover Walter Gruen. Varo’s work is most known today for its alchemical imagery.

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Wed, 08 May 2013 22:10:44 -0400

inkandgrapejuice: A collage.

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:03:25 -0400

inkandgrapejuice:

A collage.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 15:00:52 -0400

Via Diane Gilleland. Copyright 2005 - 2013 Poppytalk. All...

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:02:10 -0400

Via Diane Gilleland.

hAIKu

Mon, 06 May 2013 12:11:38 -0400

Ten tan chihuahuas

who live down the block from me

yap and yap and yap.

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Sat, 04 May 2013 20:24:15 -0400

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Sat, 04 May 2013 04:02:11 -0400

"If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching..."

Sat, 04 May 2013 03:52:34 -0400

““If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching vaginas.””

- Stoya (via celestialfaun)

sunbearsbask: i don’t know how so many geniuses had the idea to...

Sat, 04 May 2013 02:20:28 -0400

sunbearsbask:

i don’t know how so many geniuses had the idea to pose dolly parton with kittens but i am living for it

fitforafemme: via Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:00:15 -0400

fitforafemme:

via Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

"Eating is not a logical game. Eating is an emotional game, an intuitive and gut-led practice, an..."

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:22:22 -0400

“Eating is not a logical game. Eating is an emotional game, an intuitive and gut-led practice, an “I-can’t-explain-why-I-crave-tuna-right-now” (or brownies, or crackers). You cannot rationalize everything you eat. You cannot eat in a bubble. You cannot only eat when you are completely emotionally neutral. You cannot only eat things because they are “the best and healthiest foods”. Because that is disordered eating. That is where we ran into trouble before, because that is where we start striving for perfection where perfection doesn’t exist.”

- Caroline from thefuckitdiet.com (via real-ed-recovery)

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 15:44:11 -0400

romancenoire: Shokubuteten Kohii

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:20:05 -0400

romancenoire:

Shokubuteten Kohii

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:13:49 -0400